OK. So I admit. I am a paparazzi supporter. It's one of my many vices (well, only IF you count drinking, smoking, and SEX). Does internet sex count? nevermind.
as i was saying, i have to confess, i support all nearly half the worlds Sattelites. Embarrasing, but true. I actually subscribe to one of these rags. if you must know the truth, i can solve the crossword, and it is useful reading in the bathroom.
Alright. so. to the point.
BURIED in between the riveting gossip headlines, "Nicole Looks Pregnant!" and "Kirsten's Hair 911" is a FOUR page spread (stories in this rag are usually 1-2 pages long, short attention span theatre) entitled, "Paris says: Curves are HOT!" the article features a picture of Miss Hilton in jeans (she might be up to a size 4.)and includes in interview in which she states, "LIfe is too short to be worrying about diets," and admits to indulging in taco bell (she's got the chihuahua), mcdonald's, and cupcakes. The four-pager goes on to show pictures and "estimates weights" of hollywood mavens which have reportedly gained weight despite the norm....
so here i think, ok. this is pretty good. it's a start anyway, maybe some high school girls will read this article and fall in love with their own features rather than falling prety to "water diets" and such the like.
No.
I could not be so lucky.
like ALL hollywood fads, this was short-lived. on the cover of the very next week's issue, "THE NEW DIET PILL: A new secret ingredient helps stars lose weight fast without feeling hungry! Plus, more celeb diet tricks!"
on the cover were: Carmen Electra, Janet Jackson, and Linsday Lohan.
the good thing is inside the same rag were photos of Miss Hilton in a bathing suit, and she doesn't look like she's starving herself anymore. i might actually believe she's sworn off sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha