"I've seen hell freeze over."

"This is my version of hell," he said to me in the taco bell line, "all the plants have spines, all the bugs sting or bite, and it's hot and dry and windy. and i've seen it freeze over! That's what i tell my family back home..."
He- was a young military guy, stationed at huacuca, and braving the monsoon at lunchtime. he was unable to get back to bisbee as the hwy was washed out?! is this the middle of summer? weird. if that wasn't weird enough, look what i found in the bathroom last night-

bigger and better bugs, i tell you.